Not getting the message: A step-by-step guide.

The person who this post is directed to will probably never read this. This is because the only people who read my egocentric thoughts are friends who are obliged to, and the person who this post targets is certainly not a friend- especially not on Facebook.

An individual who I believe I have never met, presumably a Pervy Old Guy, consistently sends me Facebook friend requests despite my constant rejection of such requests on the premise that I have no idea who he is. For anyone wishing to replicate his methods of annoying me, here is a step-by-step breakdown of what he does every few days.

1. Send me a friend request from his shack in the Philippines*. Presumably it is a shack, perhaps it is a tent or caravan, I don't know nor care.
2. Ignore my message asking if I know him.
3. One week later, visit my profile again and discover that the "Add as Friend" button has miraculously appeared again. Click it.
4. Ignore a second message asking if I know him.
5. The very next day, attempt to friend request me again.
6. Discover that your friend request has been accepted. Also discover a wall post from me, asking if I know him. Do not reply to the wall post.
7. Update your status in some foreign language a few thousand times a day (slight exaggeration but that is irrelevant).
8. Do not reply to my comment asking who you are, on several of your statuses.
9. Upon discovering that I have deleted you as a friend a few days later, send me another friend request.
10. Upon discovering that request has been denied, you will probably send another one. I am not sure yet as I have just denied your last one.

The most annoying thing about it is, I get really excited when I see that I have new friend requests. It is most upsetting that nobody other than Pabayulanrizalbaddas Tnanagcovinoraydso[jfddnmdljfoppap[eopt-59035230=6ipgk;ldflk** wants to befriend me.

* It would be much appreciated if Filipino people do not take offence to this. It is simply a fact of the story.
** "Pabayulanrizalbaddas Tnanagcovinoraydso[jfddnmdljfoppap[eopt-59035230=6ipgk;ldflk" might not be the real name of the serial friend requester in question.