The best thing about the Internet is that you can present yourself how you want to be perceived, especially in the context of social networking sites. While this is good when I do it, because I am able to take a million fantastic photoshopped mirror shots and post them on Facebook, it annoys me to no end when other people try to change their image online! Hypocritical? I suppose. I hate hypocrites... it's only okay when I do it!

I absolutely can't stand it when people deliberately type so that they seem "hardcore". Are you a culprit of this heinous crime? Time for a checklist. Do you...
1. WRITE IN ALL CAPS?
2. Repeat letteerrrrsss, usuallyy at the endd of worrrdsss?
3. Complain about stupid problems that you don't even have?
4. Describe exactly how drunk/high you are in your detailed status updates?
5. Discuss your body parts, with sexual connotations?

If you have answered yes to at least one of the above symptoms, you are annoying. However, do not worry: TREATMENT IS AVAILABLE! Here are some miracle cures offered by your friendly Dr. Natasha:
- Tape your fingers together so that you can't type
- Donate your computer to someone more deserving
- Run across a busy road in peak hour
- Sterilise yourself so that you cannot populate the world with your annoying offspring

Or, you could keep posting annoying status updates so that I have something to blog about. Either way is fine.

As of late, my blog seems to have morphed from a nerd blog into a Facebook blog. Why a website as peripheral as Facebook need a blog dedicated to it, I don't know. But, that really does not seem to have stopped me from launching into another Facebook inspired tirade.