I need a more interesting life.

I love talking. I used to spend several hours on the phone and night, and would talk at every available opportunity, much to the distress of anyone who associates with me. Unfortunately that is no longer so much of an option for me, because it seems that I never have anything to talk about. For this, I impute my nerdiness- since I am always to busy studying to have a social life so speak of, nothing exciting happens to me anymore. Today I spent the whole day doing maths homework, aside from the brief break that I took to check on my MySpace and feed my Bimbo. As a result, absolutely nothing noteworthy happened to me all day, so as usual I have nothing to say. All I have to offer is a plethora of opinions on events that have happened to other people.

Speaking of opinions, today I read about the thirteen year old girl who got pregnant while holidaying in Egypt, and her mother is misguidedly suing the hotel, believing she was impregnated in the hotel pool. An article on it is available here. The woman must be deluded, and should be forced to attend a sex ed class along with her daughter! Chlorinated water kills sperm, and even if the water was underchlorinated, the pressure difference would kill the remainder. The only way this girl "immaculately conceived" in the hotel pool is if she was screwing a sexy Egyptian boy whilst in the pool (or anywhere else, for that matter, which is undoubtedly the case). I just tried to find a picture of a sexy Egyptian boy but couldn't. So maybe they don't exist, and the innocent girl did really get pregnant from the pool. Either that, or she's a slut with no standards.

This gullible woman and her irresponsible daughter should have taken heed from the tale of the girl who got fifty-six stars tattooed on her face, then claimed the unlikely story that she fell asleep in the tattooists chair. It's not possible, and anyone who claims it is and tries to make money out of it is bound to be vilified by the judgemental public.

Let's hope this girl gets an abortion, just in case the baby turns out as stupid as its grandmother.