The ONLY celebrity crush worth having.

Most teenage and even tweenage girls have some sort of celebrity crush- Robert Pattinson seems to be the object of everyone's affections at the moment, despite his close resemblance to a turnip with an awesome hairstyle- awesome for a vegetable, at least.

This is the idol of the masses? He's not even cute, although I have to say he does look much less like a Pervy Old Guy than usual in the above image. Also, in most of the posters plastered over girls' walls everywhere, he looks either angry, or like he is smirking. He doesn't have an endearing face that makes you want him in the same way you would want a fluffy pet- rather you would want him as much as you would love a terminal disease. The world needs a new pin-up.

I propose Andrew O'Keefe; the jolly and jocular host of Deal or No Deal. Every weekday at 5:30 p.m., he turns a horrible idea for a game show into the only thing on television worth watching.

He is sooo cute. Actually maybe everyone should stick to lusting after Robert Pattinson. That way there is more Andrew O'Keefe for me. Now to just find some way to convince his wife and children to leave him for Robert Pattinson.