If you break up and get back together with your significant other every week, then chances are, you AREN'T IN LOVE AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP SUCKS. If you have broken up fifty times, there's probably a reason for it- you're not right for each other. So then don't get back together for a a fifty-first time. The worst part is, once you do get back together, you will be sickeningly, slobberingly, publicly in love with each other and let the entire world know how much your life revolves around each other... until your next fight! Having said that, every fight is "really the end" of your relationship. "This one" is always different and bigger in some way, so now your life is over, and then you'll want everyone's sympathy. That is, until you start sticking your tongues down each others throats again!
Get the fuck over it, and get the fuck over yourselves. You are stupid. But that's okay because YOU'RE IN LOVE- which is probably really just a cover for your FANTASTIC SEX that you feel the need to tell the world about, that nobody wants to know about. I REALLY HOPE YOU ARE USING PROTECTION BECAUSE THE LAST THING THE WORLD NEEDS, IS MORE OF YOU!!!
P.S. Britney Spears was AMAZING! Anyone who walked out and badmouthed her in the press probably just wanted the attention, because there's no other explanation.
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