Fedora Hats: They were bad enough the first time they were in fashion.

Why would anyone ever stick one of these things on their head? Fedoras do not make you look cool, bohemian or trendy. They make you look like a douche who cannot differentiate between good fashions (like sequins and nerd glasses) and a straw sack, and buys anything if it is featured in Girlfriend Magazine.

Here's another tip- if you wear one of these said hats with Ray Bans- or worse, fake Ray Bans- you look even stupider. Take them the fuck off and grow your own style, rather than adorning yourself with pseudo-alternative crap.