Five things that are making me incredibly angry right now.

1. I can't find my chocolate.
It was right here a few days ago, I swear. I haven't accidentally eaten it, so I must have misplaced it. At least it won't go off any time soon like that banana I lost a few weeks ago and am still waiting to find.

2. People yelling things out of car windows.
Does it make you any happier to lean out of your window, scream at me that I'm a bimbo, and drive off without even giving me the chance to flip you off? Because it certainly doesn't make me any happier. In fact it makes me incredibly ANGRY.

3. Having an infinitesimally small amount of phone credit.
How did this happen? When did this happen? Why must my provider keep sending me messages to remind me? Either leave me alone or give me more credit.

4. People not answering my phone calls.
Maybe this is how number three happened. In that case, it is a matter of time before I run out of credit completely, so pick your phone up when I call. I don't care what you're doing. I don't care if you're dying or suffering a horrific personal crisis. I want to talk to you, and you should somehow know exactly when I am going to call you, so be prepared and pick up your fucking phone, thanks.

5. People who over-dramatise things.
How many times do I have to repeat, it's only okay when I do it! While I am allowed to have a bitch about petty things, YOU are not. So you had a bad day, or did badly on a test, or whatever, it's NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. Stop putting it out in the public domain that you hate your life, and you want to kill yourself, because NOBODY CARES. SUCK IT UP.