It's really annoying when people describe their physical appearance on their social networking profiles. I know it's a small thing to pick at, but it infuriates me! Why would someone do that in the first place?!?!?!
hiiiiii im natasha and ummmm dunno wat tooo rite haha lolz!!!!111!!!! i am 150cm tall and way 5548934094096 kilograms and have blonde hairrrrr and brown eyes ahahahaha lolz! hahahah lolz and thats a bit about meeeeee!!!!111!!!
Yes, that was very painful to write, in case you were wondering. It may be ever so slightly exaggerated! Unfortunately though, the facts remain: people do describe themselves by their physical appearance, which is stupid for several reasons. Firstly, if i wanted to know your hair and eye colours, I would look at your photos. Secondly, I don't want to know your hair and eye colours anyway- it has NO BEARING ON YOUR PERSONALITY! The only thing that describing your physical appearance does, is show me that you're a shallow dipshit who is so boring that they can't write anything about themselves other than "i have brown hair with a few highlights ahahahahaha lolz!!!!"
That's another thing that annoys me. Hair colour rivalry. "Brunettes are hotter", "blondes have more fun", etc. Hair colour does not differentiate those that are good looking and those that look like dog shit (which incidentally is brown). While the brunette camp may have celebrities such as Leighton Meester, you also have Susan Boyle, so you can fucking shut the fuck up about brunettes being better. Hotness isn't even about hair colour. It's mainly about body. You know what sucks? Being fat. You could put the hottest hair ever on a lump of blubber and it would still be a lump of blubber. Being a lump of blubber sucks.
You know what else sucks? Not being able to afford that dress. I should start a charity. Forget world hunger, I want to wear a pretty dress.
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