Sometimes, it is just impossible to live without something. Not in the way that it is necessary to your immediate physical wellbeing, for example breathing apparatus for someone with lung problems- no, this is much more important than any life sustaining devices.
It is the complexities of the human mind and our extended thinking abilities that separate us from the animals. That, and opposable thumbs. Consequentially, our mental wellbeing should be prized over any physical ailments and should be considered far more important to uphold. Happiness is key to retaining a healthy psyche. And there is one thing that I will never be happy without, the want for which is all-consuming and dominates every fibre of my being. Of course, it is the impressive shoes shown above.
A cure for the crippling trauma I am currently enduring can be purchased for just $200- a small price to pay in the scheme of things. Despite its diminutive cost, everything would work out better if someone else paid. It would be like charity for a spoiled brat! You get the warm fuzzy feeling from giving, and I get awesome shoes. Win-win. You can't refuse this lucrative offer.
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