62 calories of amazing.

Dear You'll Love Coles Lite Shredded Mozzarella Cheese,

I love you. You are just as mild and creamy as your packet so proudly proclaims. Your resealable package is amazing. You tell me that you are great used in Italian dishes, but you're quite dishy yourself. I will never forget your promise: "love it? otherwise return product to any store for a refund or replacement". But I could never replace you. I love you just as much as your brand predicted.

<3 Natasha

Dog

It seems wrong that I've only realised now that I should be angry at you. Sorry if it's a little too late.

I want to tell her that I'm sorry, but I don't even know her.

Mirror mirror, on the wall

I'm sick of

having to look at

ugly people.